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• Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
• Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
• Recycle, use another person's Tag
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• Real live christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days..
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on The Waltons....
• Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way
  with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons"....