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Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....
Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
[clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance....
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
"Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...