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• In the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
• Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
  In the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had 'em....
• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
• You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.