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Adam's Rib: The Original Bone Of Contention.
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Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Related:
Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
(Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
God must have used Adam's funny bone when he made Eve.
I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company.
"Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman....
Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !
Spread the table and contention will cease. English Proverb
God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....