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• Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
• Try to give as much as you can... Try not to expect anything in return.
• You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.
• If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
• If you don't expect anything, it is quite likely that your anticipation will reach fulfillment, and you will get nothing.
• Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr.
  Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime....
• Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr.
  Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nightime....
• IGNORANCE: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.