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• Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society....
• I am the future. -- Senator Dan Quayle
• Hey, Roger, does... on, on this, you know, if I'm gonna, if I, if I decide on my gesture over there.
  .. is that all right?... You don't mind?...
• I would guess that there's adequate low-income housing in this country.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle, 10/27/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief.
  I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon....
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• Life has been very good to me. I never had to worry about where I was going to go.
  But I do say, 'Dan, you know, sometime in life there's going to be a tragedy....
• I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do.
• I just don't believe in the basic concept that someone should make their whole career in public service.
  -- Vice President (former senator, former congressman, etc..) Dan Quayle...