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COBOL Is Not Dead, It Just Smells That Way.
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COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
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MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa, "Bebop Tango
COBOL is just a bug with syntax
How many Frank Zappa's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny....
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet. -- Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983
I live on a one-way, dead-end street ...
code monkey n 1. A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design.
Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a programming team....
You can lead a horse to water, but before you push him in, just stop and think how a wet horse smells.
-- George Gobel...