A Day Off
So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for. There are 365
days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you
already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend
16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91
days available, You spend 30 min. each day on coffee break, that accounts for
23 more days each year, leaving only 68 days. With a one hour lunch each day,
you use up another 48 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You
normally spend 2 days per year on sick leav. This leaves only 20 days available
for work. We offer 5 holidays per year, leaving only 15 days. We generously
give you 14 days vacation per year leaving you only 1 day available for work
and I'll be dammed if you're going to take that day off!!!
