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• College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played.
  There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity....
• Barclay: "We could repair all of the reactors, simultaneously, instead of 'one- by-one'.
  Picard: "'Simultaneously'? All eighteen?" Barclay...
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Mira Vista College to the college's board of trustees.
  "At nearby Green Mountain College, which has more business courses and more job counselors than does Mira Vista College, 90 percent of last year's graduating seniors had job offers from prospective employers....
• The following appeared as an editorial in the student newspaper of Groveton College.
  "To combat the recently reported dramatic rise in cheating among college and university students, these institutions should adopt honor codes similar to Groveton's, which calls for students to agree not to cheat in their academic endeavors and to notify a faculty member if they suspect that others have cheated....
• life n. 1. A cellular-automata game invented by John Horton Conway and first introduced publicly by Martin Gardner ("Scientific American", October 1970)
  he game's popularity had to wait a few years for computers on which it could reasonably be played, as it's no fun to simulate the cells by hand....
• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....
• I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
  So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...