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Colleges need federal aid -- SEND TROOPS!
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Send Rush Limbaugh to Bosnia to defend aid convoys.
The main beneficiaries of federal aid are those states that most oppose the principle.
-- Bob Smith...
SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!
How many Poles -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
Conservatives define compassion not by the number of people who recieve some kind of government aid but rather by the number of people who no longer need it.
-- Jack Kemp...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to wait for a federal agency to send someone to screw it in....
Chapter XIII OF Auxiliary, Mixed, and National Arms The second sort of unprofitable arms are auxiliarie
by whom I mean, troops brought to help and protect you by a potentate whom you summon to your aid...
Ripple: Kool-Aid with a kick.