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• Pepsunami: the tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
• An ancient pagan, who in pagandom was renowned and praised for his wisdom, sailed on the same ship with a wicked man.
  When the ship was in distress the wicked man lifted up his voice in prayer, but the wise man said to him...
• By persevering over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination.
  -- Christopher Columbu...
• If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
  -- Justice Arthur Goldberg...
• Barney beer: for parents who haven't been driven over the edge yet.
• Ship it.
• This ship is two big... If I walk, the movie would be over!
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• FRIENDSHIP, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
  The sea was calm and the sky was blue; Merrily, merrily sailed we two....