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Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
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You can go home again - you just can't stay there. -- Murphy's Clarification of Thomas Wolfe's Law
Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
Rudd's Discovery: You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.