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• Everything you know is wrong. -- The Firesign Theate
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Can I park here?" "Nope", said the cop. "Well, then how come these other cars are parked here?
  "They didn't ask me", replied the cop....
• Mr. Watson, come here, I want you. -- Alexander Graham Bell
• Watson! Come here! I want your body!
• Do you come here often?
• Excuse me, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond.
  -- a computer, from Firesign Theater's I Think We're All Bozos On This Bu...
• How can you be two places at once when youre not anywhere at all? -- Firesign Theate