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• When baby cry, give bust in face. -- Confucius Say
• Don't cry down my back baby, you might rust my spurs" -- Stupid country song titles #4
• A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set while your kids cry themselves to sleep.
• If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
• Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
• Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc.
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• It measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry, and then tells whoever's around, in plain English, exactly what the baby's trying to say!
  Everything from "Change me" to "Turn off that damn Raffi record!...
• Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.