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• mouse ahead vi. Point-and-click analog of `type ahead'.
  To manipulate a computer's pointing device (almost always a mouse in this usage, but not necessarily) and its selection or command buttons before a computer program is ready to accept such input, in anticipation of the program accepting the input....
• mouse ahead: vi. Point-and-click analog of `type ahead'.
  To manipulate a computer's pointing device (almost always a mouse in this usage, but not necessarily) and its selection or command buttons before a computer program is ready to accept such input, in anticipation of the program accepting the input....
• The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.
• Oh, screw you! You want an easy computer to use, go by a Mac.
  This operating system is user fiendly, not user friendly, and it's going to stay that way!!...
• Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
  (2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete....