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• COMPOSERS do it by numbe
• COMPOSERS do it with entire orchestra
• COMPOSERS leave it unfinished
• Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
  it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
• demogroup n. [demoscene] A group of demo (sense 4) composers.
  Job titles within a group include coders (the ones who write programs), graphicians (the ones who painstakingly pixelate the fine art), musicians (the music composers), sysops, traders/swappers (the ones who do the trading and other PR), and organizers (in larger groups)....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• The staff snickers in your hand and says, "That was a good try, but even even an apprentice can do better than that!
• QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass.
  This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence....
• Composers shouldn't think too much--it interferes with their plagiarism. -- Howard Dietz