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Computer, microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot. BEEP!
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WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems. 2
Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
The rules: 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 20 minutes.
Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian holiday drink): fifth of dry red wine fifth of Aquavit 1 and 1/2 inch piece of cinnamon 10 cardamom seeds 1 cup raisins 4 dried figs 1 cup blanched or flaked almonds a few pieces of dried orange peel 5 cloves 1/2 lb.
ugar cubes Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which may be substituted with wine for the faint of heart) in a big pot after adding all the other stuff EXCEPT the sugar cubes....
hot spot: n. 1. [primarily used by C/UNIX programmers, but spreading] It is received wisdom that in most programs, less than 10% of the code eats 90% of the execution time
if one were to graph instruction visits versus code addresses, one would typically see a few huge spikes amidst a lot of low-level noise....
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.