Computer Resources: The Major Item Of Any Budget, Allowing For The Acquisition Of Any Capital Equipment That Is Obsolete Before The Purchase Request Is Released.

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Computer Resources: The major item of any budget, allowing for the
acquisition of any capital equipment that is obsolete
before the purchase request is released.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

First Law of Computer Programming: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. -- The First Law of Computer Programming
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Laws of Computer Programming, I
Cavendish: A variety of pipe tobacco that is reputed to produce remarkably clear thought processes, and thereby leads to major scientific discoverie
hence, the name of a British research laboratory where the tobacco is smoked in abundance....
Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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Computer Resources: The Major Item Of Any Budget, Allowing For The Acquisition Of Any Capital Equipment That Is Obsolete Before The Purchase Request Is Released.

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