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CONCORDE: Quickly, Sir, Come This Way! LAUNCELOT: No!
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CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way!
LAUNCELOT: No! It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ... more ...
CONCORDE: Dramatically, sir?
LAUNCELOT: Dramatically.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
ERIC IDLE PLAYED
CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. He falls forward revealing the arrow with the note.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
.. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...