Confidence Is That Wonderful Feeling Of Self-assurance You Have Just Before You Fall Flat On Your Face At High Noon In The Most Public Of Places And In The Most Foolish Manner Possible Before The Largest Crowd Of People Ever Known To Be In That Place At That Time In All Recorded History.

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Confidence is that wonderful feeling of self-assurance you have just before
you fall flat on your face at high noon in the most public of places and in
the most foolish manner possible before the largest crowd of people ever
known to be in that place at that time in all recorded history.

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