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• Communist (n.): A person winning an argument with a Conservative.
• Conservative Christian Heterosexual Prolife American. Any questions?
• Burns: There, Simpson: seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
  Abe: Over my dead body, it will!...
• I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
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• Government should not fund any scientific research whose consequences, either medical or ethical, are unclear.
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....
• Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr.
  Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!...
• This will become unclear in time.