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• American by birth, conservative by the grace of God.
• Conservative: A person unclear on any concept.
• Flaming Heterosexual
• This is an asterisk *! This is an asterisk on drugs @! Any questions?
• This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?
• This is a Tribble -> * This is a Tribble on drugs -> + Any questions?
• Quote #257 Liberal Christian: One who likes Jesus' words and doesn't care who said them.
  Conservative Christian: One who cares deeply who Jesus is and ignores his words....
• Any questions? Call the Partnership for a Democrat Free America.
• I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?