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• Social Security -- Oxymoro
• Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
• You cannot establish sound social security on borrowed money.
• I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Handle with care: Elderly tagline.
• 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. (2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed.
  (3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend military spending, and conservatives social spending in their own districts)....
• Hall's Laws of Politics: (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
  (2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed....