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• consult guide about Heart of Gold The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  There is absolutely no such spaceship as the Heart of Gold and anything you've ever read in this spot to the contrary was just a prank....
• consult guide about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The Hitchhiker's Guide is a wholly remarkable product....
• consult guide about Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The best drink in existence; somewhat like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick....
• consult guide about towels A towel is the most useful thing (besides the Guide) a Galactic hitchhiker can have.
  Its uses include travel, combat, communications, protection from the elements, hand-drying and reassurance....
• consult guide about walking The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  If you have to consult the Guide about that, you're probably in serious shape....
• consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
• consult guide about large plug The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Part of a spare Improbability Drive. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about Douglas Adams The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about Electronic Sub-Etha Auto Hitching Thumb The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The Electronic Sub-Etha Auto Hitching Thumb is a wonderful thing, but should not be mistreated....