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• A girl's best friend is her mutter.
• A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parke
• The banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend.
  Your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?...
• I must say, when the doorman where I live puts up the Christmas tree in the lobby, he has the same friendly smile for those who have remembered him at Christmas and those who have not.
  Except that when he trims the tree, if you have not, there you are on the tree, hanging in effigy....
• Savoir-faire: The ability to smile when you discover that your girl and your best friend are both missing from the dance floor.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
  But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers. -- Swami Prabhupada...
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are the best friend that a woman could ever have.
• Shine on, you crazy diamond!