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• The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
  By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- W. Churchill...
• The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
  By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• When you drink the water, remember the spring. -- Chinese Proverb
• Save water, drink Lion Red.
• When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
  A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another drink!...
• Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.
  -- New Testament -- 1 Timothy v, 23...
• Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.