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• Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ADMIRATION: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
• Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
• If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
  Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves....
• AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
  Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
• MONEY, n. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
  An evidence of culture and a passport to polite society....