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Crime doesn't pay, but at least you're your own boss
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N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime.
Crime must pay, or politicians wouldn't seek re-election.
If you share your friend's crime you make it your own. Roman Proverb
At least 75 times in your life, someone will tell you that something is "for your own good.
It will never be for your own good....
Your boss is thinking about you.
How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your boss.