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• Absence makes the dick grow longer.
• Grow up?!? Mark Livingston never finished his _first_ childhood. :-)
• Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark. Portuguese Proverb
• One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him Chinese Proverb
• Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs.
  It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
• The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog barks, is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of the dog.
• Burns: Smithers, my plan worked perfectly. Bart Simpson will live here as my son, and I will mold him in my own graven image.
  Who knows -- I may even grow to...love him....