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• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
• Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree.
  -- Confidential opinions about love -- Carey, age 7...
• CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities.
  Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive....
• They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
  -- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- John, age 9...
• Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
  -- Confidential opinions about love -- Floyd, age 9...
• When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour.
  -- How do people in love typically behave? -- Wendy, age 8...
• Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
  -- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...