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• Take off your engineering hat and put on your management hat. -- Thiokol management, 1/27/86
• Preventing baldness is simple. just knot your hair from the inside.
• Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
• All your future lies beneath your hat.
• I wish there were a cure for your personality.
• The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
• There's one thing about baldness: it's neat.
• Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold our your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's different.
  -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P. O'Brien, instructions to the force....
• Grendel! [You forgot your hat!] -- Doctor, Androids of Tara