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Cut It Large And Kick It Into Place. -- The Basic Law Of Constructio
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Cut it large and kick it into place.
-- The Basic Law of Construction
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BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
Law of Highway Construction: The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under construction.
Cut to fit; beat into place. -- Carpenter's Rule
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. -- Wilcox's law
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Dooley's Law: Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.
You can only spend it once. -- The Basic Law of Budge
Murphy's First Law of Construction: Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
