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Dad, Have You Seen Blip? I Can't Find Him Anywhere!
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Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere!
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I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
You drop a penny, you can find it, it doesn't roll anywhere.
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Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
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