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• The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil.
  -- Emo Phillip...
• You may say that life sucks, but compared to what?
• Beginnings and endings are, for the most part, artificial constructs.
  You say you begin when you are born, but what of those months spent growing in the womb?...
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...
• Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable?
  I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep ....
• You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a realist, he is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
  -- Sydney Harri...
• People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillip