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• If you prick me, do I not...leak? -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
• Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
  ..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
• Data: "That is part of my dilemma. I have the curiosity of humans, but there are questions that I will never have the questions to.
  What it is like to laugh, or cry, or to experience any human emotions....
• Pardek: "So what do you think of your enemy, Captain Picard?
  Picard: "These people are no one's enemy, Senator....
• Data: "Commander Riker, you have anticipated my denouement.
  However, the sentiment is appreciated. I will continue." -- "Schisms", Stardate unknow...
• Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you?
  I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man....
• Data, we have 8 or 9 minutes at most, can you finish by then?
  No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir....
• More fun than humans deserve to have!
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...