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Dear Doctor Science: Back In B.C., When They Counted The Years Backwards, Did They Count The Months And Days Backwards, Too?
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"Dear Doctor Science: Back in B.C., when they
counted the years backwards, did they count
the months and days backwards, too?"
"Your ignorance appalls me."
-- Duck's Breath Homemade Radio
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-- 5th Doctor, FRONTIOS...