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• Twas a dangerous cliff, and it fair scared folks stiff, But the view from the top was so pleasant, That they swallowed their fear, and there crashed down each year Full many a squire and peasant.
  "Something's got to be done.", said the people as one, But answers did not at all tally....
• Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (SVC) -- According to a recent study by the Blartner Group, 99.
  5% of all possible five letter combinations have already been appropriated for computer industry acronyms....
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• It is better to place a fence at the edge of a cliff than to have an ambulance waiting at the bottom.
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• For the cliff is all right if you're careful," they said
  "And if folks ever slip and are dropping, It isn't the slipping that hurts them so much As the shock down below - when they're stopping....
• See much, study much, think much, and you might even learn something.
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...