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• You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.
• Appearances deceive and this one maxim is a standing rule: Men are not what they seem. -- Harvard
• I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?
  And he said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year....
• No such thing as MEN, Only BOYS with COMPUTERS.
• Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
• Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard