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Deja Fu: The Feeling That Somehow, Somewhere, You've Been Kicked In The Head Like This Before.
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Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head
like this before.
Related:
Deja Moo - The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
Deja Vu: The feeling you've heard a joke before. Deja Vu: The feeling you've heard a joke before.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.
-- Q to Riker, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
Q: "What're you doing here?" Q2: "Oh, I've been trying track of you.
Q: "I always thought you were in my corner." Q2: "Naw, ah, no, nah....
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere
VU-JADE The feeling that you've *never* been in this situation before.