ADVICE, N. The Smallest Current Coin. "The Man Was In Such Deep Distress," Said Tom, "that I Could Do No Less Than Give Him Good Advice.

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ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin.

"The man was in such deep distress,"
Said Tom, "that I could do no less
Than give him good advice." Said Jim:
"If less could have been done for him
I know you well enough, my son,
To know that's what you would have done."
Jebel Jocordy
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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