Advice To Expectant Mothers: You Must Remember That When You Are Pregnant, You Are Eating For Two.

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Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant,
you are eating for two. But you must also remember that the other one of
you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I
mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating
for is Orson Welles.
-- Dave Barry

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