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• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• In our society, the Republicans set out to prove that the Democrats can not be trusted to run the government.
  And the Democrats set out to prove that the Republicans can not be trusted to run our government....
• All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.