Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures,
politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after
their parents or grandparents, depending on where the money is.
The following appeared in the editorial section of an educational publication.
"One study at Lee University found that first-semester grades of teenage students who had always attended public, tax-supported schools were slightly lower than the grades of students who had received some home schooling instruction by parents at home, although the grade differences disappeared in the second semester....