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• Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbi
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  -- A. Kindsvate...
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• psyton: /si:'ton/ [TMRC] n. The elementary particle carrying the sinister force.
  The probability of a process losing is proportional to the number of psytons falling on it....
• psyton /si:'ton/ n. [TMRC] The elementary particle carrying the sinister force.
  The probability of a process losing is proportional to the number of psytons falling on it....
• The probability of your word processor crashing is directly proportional to the amount of unsaved text.
  -- Yoshi...
• The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.