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• If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
• Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
• Using GTF is like programming your VCR to tape that important show while you're at the bowling league.
  It takes some time and planning to set it up right, but hey, you get to see your show!...
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
• Master trace is the system's answering machine. It collects your messages, discards the old ones, and you never get those annoying hang-up calls.
  -- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 8.0 Chapter 8. Master Trace...
• Like that one drawer in your kitchen ... full of all kinds of unrelated stuff that winds up being necessary when you least expect it.
  -- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 6.0 Chapter 6. The Dump Grab Bag...
• A diagnosis is what happens when the doctor tries to determine the condition of your pocketbook before he makes the determination of how sick to make you.