DICKHEAD A Close Relative Of The Penis Brain, Dickheads Can Be Found In All The Major Centres Of The Universe, Doing Really Irritating And Stupid Things.

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DICKHEAD
A close relative of the penis brain, dickheads can be found in all
the major centres of the universe, doing really irritating and
stupid things. The term "Dickhead" was coined by explorer Sir Jimmy
Criquet, who had visited the island of Dikhedos, just off Greece.
There lives a race of people who spend their entire days getting in
people's way on footpaths, driving in tram lanes, writing articles
for the Melbourne Agenda, raising money for the IRA and/or Ulster
Freedom Fighters, voting in support of French Farmers, evicting
people one week late with rent, etc etc etc.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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