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• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
• Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by two tortoises?
  When he went down to report the mugging the police officer asked him if he could describe the event and the snail replied, "I don't know if I could, it happened so fast....