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Did You Know That Rain Is The Sound Of Angels Flushing? -- "Married...With Childre
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Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing?
-- "Married...With Children"
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To confuse children with angels is a dangerous thing.
It's only cheating, if you get caught". -- Al Bundy, Married with Childre
Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
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How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.
Education is learning that you did not even know what you did not even know you did not even know.
Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
Life sucks. -- Al Bundy from "Married with Childre