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• University: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
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• A computer without software just decorates your desk.
• University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
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• free software n. As defined by Richard M. Stallman and used by the Free Software movement, this means software that gives users enough freedom to be used by the free software community.
  Specifically, users must be free to modify the software for their private use, and free to redistribute it either with or without modifications, either commercially or noncommercially, either gratis or charging a distribution fee....
• My software can beat up your software.
• If it works, it's a Miracle. -- Miracle Software, Inc. Motto
• UNIVERSITY: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and.
  .. [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying the credibility of the entire fortune program....