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• Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes there may be in Science.
  As fast as possible get a good terminal on a good system....
• Can I call you Ms. Dos ?
• XT at 8 Mhz. = 386 at 25 Mhz. + Windose
• The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Digiterata: WHEN THEY HIT; ACCEPT THEM KINDLY AND KICK NEITHER THE CAT
  THE CHILD; NOR THE SPOUSE. THEY MAY ALL KICK BACK....
• MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist.
• MS-DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS
• MS-DOS: Just say NO!
• MS-DOS must die!